Thursday, 11 March 2010

For All Bloggers Who Have Had Haters & Blog Giveaway

So i have had a few anonymous 'haters' and instead of getting pissed about it, i have taken inspiration from their amazing constructive criticisms.
First of all i have been told to wear clothes 3 sizes bigger because i am SO fat... so as you can see i am wearing my step dad's xxl tshirt and his over sized leather jacket. AND its all black so it takes away the years. I think this is definitely one of my sexier looks
I have also been told that 'I'm shit at typing and FUGLY, and cant spell' by an anonymous that spells people 'ppl' and like 'lyk'. So thanks for the English lesson. I will remember for next time.
This post is for all you who have had these creative and lovely comments from the ever so intelligent anonymous, and to say a big thank you to you bloggers who have had to put up with it and are still going strong today teaching me more and more everyday about fashion and your worlds.
To say a big thank you i am doing a giveaway and you can all start entering now :D
The rules are as follows:
1.) You must be a follower of this blog to enter
2.) Leave your email address/blog spot
3.) You have to tell me a joke :)
I will post pictures of what i am giving away tomorrow, but ill give you a clue. Something to eat, something to wear and something to use.... Not big clues i know, but you can enter now!
How has your days been?
Love Love


Trop Rouge said...

oh...MY GOD!
I can't believe that people would stoop that low and post stupid stuff like that. Well..Karma is a I hope that everyone who wrote those dumb comments have a verrry inconvenient life. :)..not death but inconvenience...mouahaha

sarah said...

haha your so cute! I can't believe people have said that to you! If they are calling YOU fat oh god I can't imagine what they would think of me :S

Okay now for a joke which I'm terrible

"How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

Okay I totally took that from a site haha.. and I know it's dirty but I found it funny. hehe.. hope that counts.

sarah said...

oh and my email is =]

Melissa said...

Ahaha, people are too much. You don't deserve any of those nasty comments!

So, here's my joke:
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?


Hehe. The answer sounds kind of British doesn't it? That's why I thought it'd be appropriate for your giveaway ;D

xx, Melissa

Dolly Daydream aka Jasmine said...

stupid anon commenters always crampin our blogger style. somebody's jealous um... joke errr I am only good about telling jokes about my family and that will sound kind of weird typed. SO um 'what do you call a deer with

'No-eyed deer!'

crappy, i know!

From Dolly

SammyKins said...

hahahahahahaa i love jokes! i love you guys! you make me laugh so much!! LOVE IT you guys make my day i swear :)
love sammy

Logan said...

Uh..are you serious about that? I don't understand haters online or in real life. Go do you and worry I'll worry about how fat and illiterate I am thankyouverymuch. I'm positive those people are pretty amazing, beautiful and popular in real life *snickers*, you should be upset. HAHA

Well I love you blog, and you are wonderful! I also think its important to be able to laugh at yourself. I have had so many people use me being blonde as some caveat to being dumb or a worthless person, so here is a blonde joke for you:

*Guy asks his blonde gf how she liked the football game he took her to:*

"Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

Get it..haha..thats a bad one. And a reference to American football. I'm horrible at jokes!

Keep your head up love! I love ya and your blog! xoxoxo

projectvee said...

yeah seriously, some people are just so low. you're great, hun :)
here's my joke for you!

what did the buffalo say to his son when he was leaving?

:) said...

Lol haters haha! I haven't had any yet thank God but what they said about you is farrrrrr fromyour true!

Jealousy hun, that's all it is!

Awesome idea of a a giveaway .. Too bad I suck at jokes haha


Logan said...

Entered you for my giveaway! Seriously girl..don't let that BS get you down. Sometimes it makes me sad how cruel people are to each other (especially to other women..we gotta be supportive of each other!), but it all comes out of them being victims of their own self-loathing. Trust me. Personal experience, and a psychology degree make me sure of that. I'm smarter than I look..HAHA! You just gotta laugh it off.

Pippa said...

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this post. People are so stupid and this definitely shows them how wrong they are!
I will be doing the same :)

I would LOVE to win your giveaway, what ever it is :) It would be an honour to win from someone like you! Whatever size clothes you wear :D

kavita@iheartvintagex said...

People are stupid, you actually have a gorgeous figure that I'm jealous of :(
It's great that you can just laugh it off though, I deleted the anonymous button because I didn't want hater comments.. I doubt i'd be able to deal with them!!
Heres my joke:
A man walks into a bar.. ouch!
ahahaha that is my favourite joek of all time. It's not funny, btu it gets me everytime :')

LouLaBelle said...

heyyyyyyyy gorgeous girly :)
i think it is horrifically sad that people write mean comments on blogs and it annoys the HELL out of me and makes me get quite agitated.

i am able to laugh at myself so here are 3 ginger jokes obviously mocking myself but i laughed and i know you will to.

have you heard the one about the ginger at the party?
no neither have i

What do you call a redhead whose phone rings on Saturday night?

just been to see the new Harry Potter film, brilliant but its pretty unrealistic
i mean a ginger kid with two friends..

you are beautiful and the only reason people say nastly things is cause they're j e a l o u s!!

LouLaBelle said...

and my email is


emm said...

i think every blogger is struggling with haters atm, it's the winter months confining them to hating indoors, at least you're behaving maturely eh ;)

anyway, this makes me giggle but i'm notoriously bad at jokes (i didn't make this one up, i heard it a few years ago and it's my favouritee)

there were three men and they died and before God would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as like anything they wanted.
so the first man, hesaid "i want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter"
so God made him 100 times smarter.

then the second man said "i want to be better than that guy, make me
1000 times smarter please"
so God made him 1000 times smarter

The last bloke decided wanted to be the best though, so he went
"God, make me better than both of them, please make me 1,000,000 times smarter"

so god made the man a woman.

i don't have a blog, but my email is :]

Trop Rouge said...

oh here is my joke for the blog giveaway. I was way to busy with reading about all of the stupid people that write dumb stuff
ok my joke:

why did the bunny cross the road?

- He wanted to show his girlfriend he could Hip Hop.



Jersey and the Monkey said...

What idiots!

At secondary school i got it face to face for 5 years, over a beauty spot on my face, i would come home crying to my mum about it! and now due to a potential cancer scare, i might have to get it removed :( and we just started to be friends! Seriously dont worry about it, it just seems like they are too frightened to say it face to face, and hiding behind a computer makes them MAN UP well it doesn't, so just grow a pair!!!

Oh dear well i'm really not good at jokes, but here is two that my boyfriend tells me when im sad, and i know they aren't funny but they some how make me smile in the times that you need it, and it sounds like you need it!

1) A man walks into a bar...... OUCH!!

2) A giraffe walks into a bar and falls asleep on the floor, the bar man asks 'whats that lying there?' Someone replies 'thats not a lion, its a giraffe!!'

get it, get it, lyin lion? he thinks he is so funny.

hope they put a smile on your face

Hannah ♥ said...

hahaha oh Sam this made me laugh SO much! Really cheered me up! Next time I get a horrible comment I'm so stealing this idea and dealing with it like you! GENIUS :)

The 2nd photo is simply amazing, I must say. So sexy... I just want to tear off the clothes and ravish you. HAHA

love you so much, thanks for being such an amazing best friend xxxx

Claire said...

hahah! You're post made me giggle so much. Good for you standing up to them. And you luck LUSH lol.

I'm really bad at jokes so I kinda cheated and searched for one. This one made me chuckle :)

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....
First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.
Second Woman : "I know..."
First Woman : "How?"
Second Woman : "My dog told me."


Hannah ♥ said...

ohhhh almost forgot the giveaway!
a joke... oh crap. you know my sense of humour is just ridiculously sarcastice, I'm rubbish when it comes to jokes!

Maybe one my sister told me the other day...

what's brown & sticky?

bless her x

heartshapedbruise. said...

That is crazy - I seriously don't understand the point in 'haters' - if you don't like it, don't read - simple! Anyway...

This is random, but I feel the need to say: I love your rug! Ha, told you it was random!

Ooh a giveaway - exciting stuff. Can't believe we have to tell you a joke - I'm not good at jokes!

Ok, how about this:

"Someone sent me a text today, but all it said was:

'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'

I think it's bang out of order!"

Yeah, that's pretty rubbish.. I don't think you stated it had to be a good joke! :p

Nanelarya said...

I love your style i cant believe ppl would say stupid things, at least youre fashionable.

anyway here goes my joke:

two blondes were driving to disneyland, they came to a sign that said 'disneyland left' they said oh well...and started driving back home.

lol corny but whatevs

kirstyb said...

ha this made me giggle! silly people! i dont know any jokes boo hoo - im off to google one x

Ruth loves said...

Haha! This is hilarious! I love it! I've had horrible anomous comments like this.. but i think there from this girl at my school who always copies me :/ apparently, ''Your qualtity is shockin'' - not Shocking, Shockin. It really pissed me off! I was like.. well go and shit on my parade then why dont you! They really can ruin your day!

I also think that this is personally, definately one of the sexiest looks. Loving the XL look. Its so sexy, cos i mean, your so darn ugly and fat.. i mean, come on, i think you should be wearing XXXL (just incase, 3 sizes bigger is always safe)...

I can't believe they said that! It can completely ruin your self confidence!

Follwer, and well.. here goes a really shit joke...

''Why did the chicken cross the road?''

''To get to the other side''

It has to be the best joke.. ever.
And as you can see, it's utterly 'hilarious', but i mean, i guess the best joke would be these anonmous people that leave these lovely comments. Wankers!

Great blog, as usual, and egnore what they say, they obviously don't have the balls or gutts to leave their own names so fuck em!

My email is

Thanks! xxx

Anonymous said...

I have definitly had haters on blogger too. Don't let them put you down. They are stupid and the haters never seem to be able to spell. My email is

My joke is really bad courtesy of the bf.

A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck and says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, gimme three shots of whiskey".
The bartender says, " Alright, just don't start anything..."

pretty bad huh?

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x.abigail said...

Haha! Great post!
I love that you can joke about the whole situation. Some people are so jealous it makes them ugly!

Here's a joke...
Why can't you get drunk at a JLS party?




jenhe said...

people can be soo mean :(

you've got a great blog ! :D

follow me@

Solo said...

Those haters don't have anything to do with their life. And oh! I don't have any jokes, i'm bad at it. Just love those haters my dear. ;D

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Schnella said...

Enter me please(:
Haha and this post made me laugh! I don't see the need for haters to leave mean comments, like seriously what are they achieving by it?

But anyways, my email is:

And my joke...
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

(: xx

Viktoria said...

i cant believe that somebody wrote those comments. It's not going to be my joke, but you know what's funny? I fell in love with your blog as soon as i read everything bad what was said about you. cool, huh? what's gonna be when i read everything good? : D

i'd foll you just when i publish this comment anyway, but now, as i can participate in your lovely giveaway, i'm going to surf the net and find you a joke !

My joke is too silly to laugh at it: what the fuck is wtf?
(let's all pretend it's funny: ha ha ha : D)

It was Viktorija from

Anonymous said...

Okay this is such a crap joke but thats why it made me laugh lol :)

what do you call a witch in a desert?

answer: a sandwhich <--- lol


thanks for the giveaway! x

Sarah @ Pandora's Box said...

I'm stunned people would say that stuff. They're full of it and I like to extend a big internet "fuck you" to them. EW.

Christie Brewington said...

agh i hate haters!!!! they have no life and think its fun just to annoy someone because they are bored of their own!!!!. i havent had any....yet.
good on you!!! YOU SHOW THEM!! haha love you sis.


Anonymous said...

You are actually a genious! I love the post.

I don't get why people are such pricks tbh. If you don't like something... why are they bothering to post a comment...but hey! Just think about all those hits they are giving you by going on your blog!


* Reena Rai * said...

Gosh thats so horrible, I cant believe people have posted that. I've had people commenting that I need to eat (wtf..), that I look like a dick and tht I'm going to die tomorrow...very random! Kepp blogging girl x

Glam Girl said...

Nice post! Thanks for your comment, pls come back soon!

fashionfashionfashion said...

I get random people posting really nasty things but I take it on the chin! I love this post, I love how you responded back to the the stupid haters!

Next time you get hate mail, just tell them to... F off!!!

Ozzy x

itswhatwewant said...

tell them to hate the hate and just love the love :) and hating just makes anyone look ugly :p